July 30, 2010
You Give Love a Bad Name
Many affairs of the heart don't end well.
Unless you've been in a cave lately, you probably know the story of Lisa Nowak, the astronaut who traveled hundreds of miles, adult diapers and wig in tow, to get rid of a romantic rival. Even though the specifics of this story are unusual, the premise certainly isn't. The following love stories have the kind of nightmare endings that make us grateful for our own ho-hum toothpaste squabbles and dirty laundry disputes.
1. In stereotypical fashion, Clara and David Harris seemed to have it all. The attractive couple practiced dentistry together and shared a rather lucrative lifestyle. But, after Mr. Harris started seeing the couple's receptionist, Clara Harris made national news headlines for running over her cheating husband in a motel parking lot. Mrs. Harris contended that she had acted in the heat of passion, but her step-daughter's presence in the car, and the contention that Clara ran over her philandering husband between two and five times didn't help her defense. Currently, Clara Harris is in the midst of serving the fourth year of her 20 year sentence.
A depiction of Major Henry Rathbone and Clara Harris at the theater on the night President Lincoln was assassinated.
3. U.S. Congressman Daniel Edgar Sickles secured the future of one of the nation's most prominent landmarks when he attained the land that would become New York's Central Park. But, Central Park will never be "Devil Dan's" legacy. Instead, Daniel is remembered for shooting down his wife's lover in the streets of Washington, D.C. while numerous witnesses looked on. (Interestingly enough, the lover was Philip Barton Key, the son of the man who penned "The Star Spangled Banner.") Sickles never even served a day in prison for the crime. He was the first person to ever use the "temporary insanity" defense – and it worked.
Convicted murderer Ira Einhorn was finally extradited to the U.S. to serve out his prison sentence.
5. It seems impossible to make a list about love gone wrong – in crazy, crazy ways - without including the globally-known, often feared and sometimes revered, Lorena Bobbitt. Driven by what she claimed were years of psychological and physical abuse, Lorena castrated her husband one night and then threw his man parts into a nearby field. After providing the fodder for many a late night monologue, Lorena was cleared of any wrongdoing. Her husband later tried a career in pornography, and, using her maiden name, Lorena now styles hair outside of Washington, D.C.
6. John Honan was distraught when his wife, Robbi, passed away in 1982. Robbi had been traveling so John never saw her body and was only informed of her death via a phone call from her twin sister, Teri. Eventually, Teri traveled to New Hampshire to be with her sister's widow, and the two developed a relationship of their own. You can imagine Mr. Honan's surprise when the police showed up at his door and let him know that Teri and Robbi were, in fact, the same person, and that neither was a real name. The woman John had been living with was actually wanted killer Audrey Marie Hilley who had poisoned her first husband and tried to kill her own daughter. Although, fortunately for Audrey, murder wasn't a dealbreaker for John, and he eventually moved to Alabama to be closer to the prison where Audrey would carry out her sentence.
Rudolph Valentino was no "Great Lover" to his first wife.
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If these kinds of crime dramas interest you, check out 'T'il Death Do Us Part' each week on Court TV.
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